Not something I expected to see for rent

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08/12/2019 at 11:51 • Filed to: Dots

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I wouldn't drive a Moke in modern traffic, would you?


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Kinja'd!!! I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/12/2019 at 11:57

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Having driven a Moke in modern traffic... yeah, nope.


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/12/2019 at 11:58

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I’ve never driven one so I would drive it in any condition given the opportunity. That said, in beach traffic? ...F or sure. In regular traffic? Prob not.


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/12/2019 at 12:01

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No, but I might rent one to go from a vacation condo to the beach. Location would be the key factor.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > lone_liberal
08/12/2019 at 12:03

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To get this Moke from its location to any sort of condo you’d have to drive on 45mph main roads to the next town over.


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/12/2019 at 12:10

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That would be a location fail. 


Kinja'd!!! facw > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/12/2019 at 12:17

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I’m not sure I believe any road on the Vineyard can really be considered a main road? Maybe the road between Edgartown and West Tisbury (near Edgartown)? I feel like the busy roads aren’t fast, and the roads where people drive faster are pretty empty.


Kinja'd!!! facw > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/12/2019 at 12:20

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Has to be a safer way to cart your family around than the rental scooters right?


Kinja'd!!! McMike > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/12/2019 at 12:26

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I would.  


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > facw
08/12/2019 at 12:27

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Al the roads between towns are main roads because they’ re the only way to get around.


Kinja'd!!! Chinny Raccoon > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/12/2019 at 12:35

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It looks like one of those Chinese clones, so is possibly electric. 


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/12/2019 at 12:50

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In traffic? No.

Anywhere else? Yes.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/12/2019 at 12:55

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Up to maybe 35 mph* , probably.

* To be clear, I mean actual traffic speed, not speed limit.

So maybe speed limit of 25 or 30, tops.


Kinja'd!!! MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/12/2019 at 13:17

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It’s based on the old mini iirc so I’m sure it could keep up with non-freeway traffic and not get squished with enough situational awareness . Also we well know rental cars are some of the fastest in the world. 10/10 would rent